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Created on 2011-12-21 18:18:00 (#1159075), last updated 2013-12-04 (642 weeks ago)
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| Name: | Alistair Theirin |
|---|---|
| Location: | Ferelden, Thedas |
Landsmeet:
Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It’s Prince Ali
Warden:
Hey, clear the way in the Landsmeet hall
Hey, you! Let me through, ‘cos I’m not that tall
Come on, clear a path; we haven’t got all night
The heir’s finally here
So have no more fear
This king’s gonna stop the Blight!
Prince Ali, virtuous he
Alistair Theirin
Go on, bow; sure, you know how
Bend at the waist!
His retinue’s quite a sight;
Looks rough, but good in a fight
We’ve got to kill the archdemon, so let’s make haste!
Prince Ali, mighty is he
Alistair Theirin
On the field, with sword and shield, a sight to see!
Let’s cut the chat, ‘cos I’m bored
And outside, the darkspawn horde
Waits to be slain by the sword
Of Prince Ali!
Eamon:
He’s the youngest son of Maric Theirin
Bastard, maybe, but still he’s the one!
Loghain:
You’re a fat, lazy traitor, Arl Guerrin!
Warden:
You’re busted, you knave
We’ll prove you gave
Elven slaves to Tevinter scum!
He may whine, Loghain the swine
But he’s a scumbag
Tortured nobles and such quite unlawfully
He hired a blood mage, who tried
To make sure Arl Eamon died
An act that just horrified our Prince Ali!
He’s a noble and kind former Templar
Full of honour and diplomacy
All his warfaring skill is exemplar
So what do you say? He’ll win the day
If you back him with loyalty - to Ali! Prince Ali!
Alistair:
Prince Ali, reluctant he
Alistair Theirin
The alternative’s crap; best it be me
And that, good people, is why
I fought my fears and stopped by
With dwarven warriors
Mages galore
A Qunari soldier
A golem and more
An Antivan killer
(And this line’s filler)
A Bard that warbles on key
Party:
Make way for Prince Aliiiiiiiiiiii!
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